I'm in a book, for you to read and then throw out.
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ohh, the onion. sometimes i love you. and other times, other times i think you’re a pretentious prick. let the fuck have his favorite movie. what does it matter?

Please tell me you’re aware that The Onion is satire. Please? I’m sure you are, but others have made the mistake before.

fully aware. but it’s my understanding that in this piece, the object of ridicule is the poor fuck who wrote the review. no? and the sack of shit who dddared to like ‘you’ve got mail’. but i could be wrong. am i wrong?