i hate mr. b, and one of the techs and an operator named ‘michael’ who called me an idiot. today at work has given me a pinched nerve. it starts at my skull, travels down the left side of my neck, down my shoulder, all the way down that side of my spine. every time i shift positions. and even if i don’t. and stay still for a long time. i feel it. and it hurts.  i want to throw everything i see through a glass pane. and i want to punch everyone i see in the fucking face. but i will do neither.instead, i’m going to get home. i’m going to lay on the floor. i’m going to sip malibu through a straw until i get the tipsy tingles in my arms. then i’ll watch celebrity jeopardy. and then bones. and then the office. and the rest of the world [with the exception of all you lovely little dumblrdorks- i stole that from her] can go fuck dusty kangaroos.